that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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