4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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