he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think my vagina is haunted
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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