So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The air taste purple.
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