so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
