I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Gay?
German.
Pity.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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