lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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