I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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