I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
