im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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