I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize
