Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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