My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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