ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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