I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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