no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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