Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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