my vag is so smooth its legendary
My underwear smells like fireworks.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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