Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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