Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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