you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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