Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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