So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
