you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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