just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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