Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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