this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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