giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Floor bacon is actually really good
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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