Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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