he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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