she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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