he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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