GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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