Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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