So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
50% drunk capacity currently
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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