Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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