The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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