Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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