Your face is a jimmy john
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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