if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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