there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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