btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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