That's intense
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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