i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just forgot I was standing up.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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