It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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