You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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