What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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