is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
