Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I can text with my tongue
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Panties = found
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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