fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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