Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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