On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sorry about my life...
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