Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
