it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
