This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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