I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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