Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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